13 Cheesy Jokes in Japanese to Crack You Up

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Ever wondered how to crack a joke in Japanese? The majority of Japanese jokes are based on wordplay (kotoba asobi / 言葉遊び) and puns (dajare / 駄洒落) and if you’re able to say one smoothly, you’re sure to impress even the most stoic of your friends! 

Why are wordplay jokes so popular in Japanese? They are simply easy to make because the Japanese language has so many homonyms: words that sound the same but have different meanings and different ways of being written. For example, the word kiri can mean ‘fog’ (霧), ‘drill’ (錐), ‘end/limit’ (切り) among other things.

But remember, being able to use tone of voice and keep a straight face are just as important as the joke itself! 

Some Japanese joke vocabulary to take note of: 

駄洒落 / Dajare

Japanese puns

Dajare are old-fashioned Japanese puns from the Showa era which were once a form of high-class entertainment! Nowadays, they’re considered so bad that they’re funny. 

Dajare can bring a smile to anyone’s face if you say them at the right moment. On the other hand, they can also bring that long silence… *crickets*

オヤジギャグ / Oyaji gyagu

Dad-jokes

Yes, dry, dad-jokes exist in Japanese too! Known as oyaji gyagu (literally ‘middle-aged man jokes’), these are a subcategory of dajare which use homophones (words with the same sound but different meanings).

落語 / Rakugo

Fallen words

Rakugo is a form of verbal comedy known as yose (spoken theater) which is over 400 years old and was popular in the Edo period.  People who perform rakugo are known as rakugoka / 落語家 and they perform comic storytelling alone on a stage, in a kimono, seated on a cushion with minimal props. 

Now go and test the water with these Japanese puns, sure to get a reaction, whether good or bad! Lol!

1. アルミ缶の上にあるみかん

Arumikan no ue ni aru mikan

This classic Japanese joke is a play on the word arumikan: the short form of the word aluminum can in Japanese. 

If you separate the word arumikan into two parts: aru / mikan you get aru which is the verb ‘to exist’ (for inanimate objects) and mikan, which we all know means ‘orange’ in Japanese. 

So there is your pun: arumikan (aluminum can) and aru mikan (there is an orange). 

What does it mean in English? 

‘There is an orange on top of an aluminum can’.

2. パンダの好きな食べ物は何ですか?パンだ。

Panda no suki na tabemono wa nan desu ka? Pan da.

Another famous dajare is a play on the Japanese words for a panda bear (パンダ / panda) and ‘bread’ (パン / pan).

As many of you will know, the word da in Japanese means ‘it is’. Therefore when you say パンだ /  pan da you are also saying ‘it is bread’. 

So, what’s a panda’s favourite food? Panda. (It’s bread)!

panda eating bamboo

3. ラクダは楽だ

Rakuda wa raku da

Pun: Rakuda means ‘camel’ and ‘it is relaxed’. 

Meaning: The camel is relaxed!

4. このカレーは辛え!

Kono kare wa kare!

Pun: Kare means ‘curry’ and ‘spicy’. 

Meaning: This curry is spicy/hot!

Note: Making i-adjectives more emphatic and masculine in Japanese is done by changing the -i to an -e so the adjective karai (spicy) becomes kare. 

A woman eating too hot and peppery soup in an Asian fast food restaurant.

5. ハエは速え 

Hae wa hae

Pun: Hae means ‘a fly’ and ‘fast’. 

Meaning: The fly is fast!

6. 車がこわれた、マァ、イッカ〜?

Kuruma ga kowareta, maa, ikka (‘my car’)?

Pun: In Japanese the phrase maa, ikka means ‘it’s okay / nevermind’. Try saying it out loud right now and it sounds like ‘my car’ with a Japanese accent (maii kaa) 

Meaning: My car is broken, that’s ok! 

7. 虫が気になる。どうすればいい?
無視すればいい。

Mushi ga ki ni naru. Dou sureba ii?
Mushisureba ii. 

Pun: Mushi is the Japanese noun for insect/bug (虫) and also the verb for ‘ignore’ which is mushi suru (無視する)

Meaning: The bugs are really bothering me. What should I do?
Ignore them. 

a cat looks cross eyed at a fly on its nose

8. 日本酒が好きな魚はなんと言う?
酒ずきさけ。

Nihonshu ga sukina sakana wa nanto iu?
Sakezuki sake. 

Pun: Sake (酒) is Japanese rice wine and also the word for salmon (鮭)

Meaning: What do you call a salmon that loves Japanese rice wine?

A sake-loving salmon. 

9. トマト食べたい?
ちょっと待っといて! 

Tomato tabetai?
Chotto matto itte!

Pun: This is a play on the word tomato which is the same in Japanese (トマト). The response ‘wait a minute’ is chotto matte ite. If you change the word matte (wait) into matto it sounds like cho tomato ite! 

Meaning: Do you want to eat a tomato?

Wait a minute! 

10. 魚はいつ食べる?
朝かなー!

Sakana itsu taberu?
Asa kanaa!

Pun: Sakana (魚) means fish. The response, asa kanaa! (朝かなー)sounds like sakana but means ‘perhaps in the morning’. 

Meaning: When do you want to eat the fish?
Hmmm… maybe in the morning. 

11. 砂糖のセールに
人が、殺到してるよ。

Satou no seeru ni,
Hito ga, sattou shiteru yo!

Pun: Satou (砂糖) is the Japanese word for ‘sugar’ while the verb sattou (殺到) means ‘to flood’.

Meaning: At the sugar sale, it’s flooded with people!

12. おでんの予約は?
お電話で!

Oden no yoyaku wa?
O denwa de!

Pun: Oden (おでん) is a traditional winter hotpot dish in Japan. The response, odenwa de (お電話で) means ‘by phone’. 

Meaning: How can I reserve some oden?
By phone!

Ramen and oden put out on plates at a street food stall in Osaka, Japan.

And to finish… a bonus joke told to me by a Japanese man at the airport in New Zealand while we were waiting for our flight.

13. 北海道の一番北の町の名前わかる?
わっかない!(稚内)

 Hokkaido no ichiban kita no machi no namae wakaru?
 Wakkanai. 

Pun: Wakanai (わかない) is the informal way to say ‘I don’t know’ in Japanese. When said emphatically (わっかない/wakkanai!), it’s pronounced exactly like the actual name of the Northernmost city in Hokkaido which is Wakkanai (稚内).

Meaning: Do you know the name of the Northernmost city in Hokkaido?

Wakkanai (I don’t know)

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What did you think of these funny Japanese jokes? Did they make you crack up, or groan and roll your eyes? If you think you can do better, please share your best Japanese jokes in the comments!

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Francesca Rex-Horoi

Francesca is a freelance copywriter and teacher, who moved to Tokyo from New Zealand at age 24. A linguistics and ESL major, she spent 3 years teaching at an all-boys high school. Now based in France, she remains a self-confessed Japanophile who loves kanji, cooking, cats and the outdoors.

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